[Announcement] - Introducing The World's First Vibe A/B Testing Calculator

We Raised No Money, But Built the Future Anyway.

Conversion rates are dead.

We’re entering a new era, one where optimization isn’t just statistical. It’s spiritual.

For years, experimentation tools have focused on clicks, bounces, and arbitrary thresholds of significance. But what if your test result was statistically significant… and also gave immaculate vibes?

So Bhavik Patel and I did what any normal people would do:
We built a tool that asks the only question that really matters:

👉 “Is this test… giving?”

Introducing: The Vibe A/B Testing Calculator

It measures:

• 🔥 Vibe Lift – the delta between “meh” and “slay”

• ⚡ Emotional Throughput – how fast users feel something

• 🧘‍♀️ Statistical Feelings™ – because confidence intervals aren’t enough

• 🧿 And yes, it’s peer-reviewed by a group chat

You can now run your tests not just for conversions, but for aura integrity.

Watch our first-seen product demo, delivered by industry leading thought leader, podcast host, Shiva Manjunath.

Backed by Vibes. Built for Scale.

We didn’t raise a Series A.
We didn’t need to.
We raised something more powerful:
Collective intuition and group chat conviction.

This is not just an A/B testing calculator.
This is a category-defining AuraTech platform.
A bold new operating model for spiritually aligned optimization at scale.

We’re proud to announce:

• 💰 Pre-Seed Alignment Funding from 3 founders with anxiety

• 💹 420% projected Vibe CAC:LTV Ratio

• 📈 A 12-week roadmap to Full Emotional Maturity (FEM)

And today, for a limited time (April 1st only), we’re giving you early access to the platform that’s already disrupting traditional experimentation models from the inside-out (and the chakra-up).

So go ahead:

👉 Run the Vibes (ACTUAL LINK TO OUR PRODUCT)

Be early. Be bold.
Optimize like you're raising a Series V(ibe).

Until next time,

x

Juliana